1 00:00:25,301 --> 00:00:29,500 Biological and chemical warfare has been getting a bloody nose in the world press. 2 00:00:29,672 --> 00:00:31,573 But I think we're gonna change all that. 3 00:00:31,741 --> 00:00:33,039 Okay. 4 00:00:37,013 --> 00:00:39,244 This is the Army's new will gas. 5 00:00:40,549 --> 00:00:42,108 Code name: BG30. 6 00:00:44,086 --> 00:00:48,751 With this gas, we can chemically induce our opponents to lose their will to win. 7 00:00:48,925 --> 00:00:52,362 Now, you see? An angry dog becomes docile. 8 00:00:52,528 --> 00:00:53,860 And no side effects. 9 00:00:54,030 --> 00:00:57,000 It's ready for testing on human beings. 10 00:00:57,166 --> 00:00:59,829 I don't think I have to draw you gentlemen any pictures... 11 00:01:00,002 --> 00:01:05,339 as to the far-reaching psychological applications to all this. 12 00:02:17,113 --> 00:02:19,309 What's going on out here? 13 00:02:19,949 --> 00:02:21,440 Where'd that truck come from? 14 00:02:21,617 --> 00:02:25,145 Security guard. Security guard. 15 00:02:49,712 --> 00:02:52,181 Gentlemen, be careful on the way back. 16 00:02:53,883 --> 00:02:56,352 Oh. Here you are, Mr. Alexander. 17 00:02:56,519 --> 00:02:58,317 We don't know what happened around he... 18 00:02:58,487 --> 00:03:02,185 We're sending you gentlemen back in separate cars as a security precaution. 19 00:03:02,358 --> 00:03:06,125 I'd appreciate it if you'd treat this as top-secret. 20 00:03:08,431 --> 00:03:10,423 Stop here, please. 21 00:03:12,735 --> 00:03:15,034 Yes, Mr. Alexander. 22 00:03:20,609 --> 00:03:24,944 - Time for refreshments. - Yes, Mr. Alexander. 23 00:03:33,689 --> 00:03:37,182 If I may be permitted to say, Mr. Alexander... 24 00:03:37,359 --> 00:03:39,828 you could use a few days of relaxation. 25 00:03:39,995 --> 00:03:42,988 You've been working very, very hard lately. 26 00:03:43,165 --> 00:03:47,261 I have a few more steps of my plan to be executed, Parviz. 27 00:03:47,436 --> 00:03:49,632 It's not so simple to conquer the world today... 28 00:03:49,805 --> 00:03:51,637 as it was for Alexander the Great. 29 00:03:51,807 --> 00:03:54,709 Life is a great deal more complicated. 30 00:03:54,877 --> 00:03:57,711 But this gas should make things easier for me. 31 00:04:57,840 --> 00:05:02,471 These films just came in on the relay from base security. 32 00:05:03,712 --> 00:05:05,704 They were taken outside the laboratory. 33 00:05:06,649 --> 00:05:08,515 These gentlemen are clear at this point. 34 00:05:08,684 --> 00:05:11,381 However, I've detailed men to check them out completely. 35 00:05:11,554 --> 00:05:13,352 Now, here's our Mr. Alexander. 36 00:05:14,290 --> 00:05:17,920 Very different kettle of fish. Somewhat of a mystery man, it appears. 37 00:05:18,093 --> 00:05:20,494 He owns an industrial empire. 38 00:05:20,663 --> 00:05:25,363 Finance, shipping, chemicals, mining. 39 00:05:25,868 --> 00:05:27,700 Yet nobody seems to know much about him. 40 00:05:27,870 --> 00:05:31,136 Well, I'd say that the Army's public information program... 41 00:05:31,307 --> 00:05:34,641 on biological warfare was off to a rather shaky start. 42 00:05:34,810 --> 00:05:38,372 They invite three of their top suppliers of chemicals to a private showing... 43 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:41,244 and then one of them steals their newest product. 44 00:05:41,417 --> 00:05:43,283 Other than the process of elimination... 45 00:05:43,452 --> 00:05:46,616 is there anything else that points directly at our Mr. Alexander? 46 00:05:46,789 --> 00:05:48,417 Oh, yes. 47 00:05:48,591 --> 00:05:53,325 About three-quarters of a gallon of BG30 will gas was stolen. 48 00:05:53,495 --> 00:05:54,986 A briefcase full? 49 00:05:55,164 --> 00:05:57,998 - Well, that's quite an assumption. - Yes, isn't it? 50 00:05:58,167 --> 00:06:00,898 Alexander was the only one of the three men... 51 00:06:01,070 --> 00:06:04,768 carrying a receptacle large enough to hold that amount of gas. 52 00:06:05,341 --> 00:06:07,742 This stone tablet. 53 00:06:08,744 --> 00:06:11,270 What have you found out about this tablet? 54 00:06:11,447 --> 00:06:13,780 Our Archeological Department recommends... 55 00:06:13,949 --> 00:06:16,350 that for a definitive analysis of the markings... 56 00:06:16,518 --> 00:06:19,454 we should submit the tablet to a Mr. Kavon... 57 00:06:19,622 --> 00:06:22,285 at the Artifacts Library at the University of Athens. 58 00:06:22,458 --> 00:06:26,190 Well, that seems a reasonable place for you to start, Mr. Kuryakin. 59 00:06:26,362 --> 00:06:29,821 See if you can discover how it relates to the stolen gas. 60 00:06:29,999 --> 00:06:33,663 - Which leaves me with... - Mr. Alexander. 61 00:06:33,836 --> 00:06:35,828 Mm-hm. WAVERLY: We have his local address. 62 00:06:36,005 --> 00:06:38,998 It's very important to recover the gas, Mr. Solo. 63 00:06:39,174 --> 00:06:41,553 Enough of it was stolen to cause considerable 64 00:06:41,577 --> 00:06:43,339 difficulty if handled improperly. 65 00:06:43,512 --> 00:06:45,674 Its composition is top-secret. 66 00:06:45,848 --> 00:06:48,818 Anyone who possesses it could have it analyzed. 67 00:06:50,252 --> 00:06:54,280 Well, I'll find Alexander, and if he has the gas... 68 00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:57,517 I'll be sure and ask him to return it. 69 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:01,558 Move, move, please. Hurry, hurry. 70 00:07:01,730 --> 00:07:03,255 Ah! Oh! Oh! 71 00:07:03,432 --> 00:07:06,197 For that, no tip, my friend. No tip at all. 72 00:07:09,204 --> 00:07:11,639 I hope Mr. Alexander makes his flight in time. 73 00:07:11,807 --> 00:07:14,333 Just call for our car, please. 74 00:07:43,172 --> 00:07:44,172 Hey. 75 00:07:44,707 --> 00:07:45,970 Please stop that girl. 76 00:07:47,643 --> 00:07:49,612 Allow me. 77 00:08:14,370 --> 00:08:16,464 I have an appointment. 78 00:08:20,342 --> 00:08:23,244 You can tell Alexander he knows the price for this. 79 00:08:23,412 --> 00:08:26,473 And put away that gun. 80 00:08:26,648 --> 00:08:30,244 - Wait! Don't open that. - Why not? I've earned it. 81 00:08:36,024 --> 00:08:38,789 These are all the papers we sent him, Arnold. 82 00:08:46,101 --> 00:08:49,469 For 18 months, I have been trying to serve him with a subpoena... 83 00:08:49,638 --> 00:08:51,903 and get my settlement papers signed. 84 00:08:52,074 --> 00:08:54,669 For 18 months! 85 00:08:55,177 --> 00:08:57,646 You mean, that's why you stole that briefcase? 86 00:08:57,813 --> 00:08:59,873 To force him into a meeting with your lawyer? 87 00:09:00,048 --> 00:09:02,176 Exactly. He is crazy. 88 00:09:02,351 --> 00:09:04,217 I mean, really crazy. 89 00:09:04,386 --> 00:09:07,720 He thinks he's some sort of modern-dress version of Alexander the Great. 90 00:09:07,890 --> 00:09:10,587 - Now, now, Tracey. - And I gave him my inheritance. 91 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:14,161 - I must be crazier than he is. - Tracey. Tracey, please. 92 00:09:14,329 --> 00:09:18,425 Now, you will further inform Mr. Alexander that Mrs. Alexander's inheritance... 93 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,967 from her former husband, the late maharajah of... 94 00:09:21,136 --> 00:09:24,072 - I don't mean to interrupt. - What's the name of that country? 95 00:09:24,239 --> 00:09:27,869 But I am neither with or for Mr. Alexander. 96 00:09:28,043 --> 00:09:33,004 - Oh? - I'm Napoleon Solo, with the U.N.C.L.E. 97 00:09:33,949 --> 00:09:36,748 Ah. My favorite charity. 98 00:09:36,919 --> 00:09:40,014 Listen, dear, I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I'm already overcommitted. 99 00:09:40,189 --> 00:09:43,489 Mr. Solo is with a secret international organization. 100 00:09:43,659 --> 00:09:44,659 - Really? - Yes. 101 00:09:44,827 --> 00:09:47,820 And we're interested in finding out about Mr. Alexander. 102 00:09:48,230 --> 00:09:50,563 That'll take an organization. 103 00:09:50,732 --> 00:09:52,792 But if there's anything I can do... 104 00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:55,563 Could you tell us about his business activities? 105 00:09:55,737 --> 00:09:59,833 Well, I... I know that he's very successful. 106 00:10:00,008 --> 00:10:01,704 Uh-huh. Is there anything else? 107 00:10:02,244 --> 00:10:04,770 - He travels a great deal. - Ah. 108 00:10:04,947 --> 00:10:08,008 Good. Do you know where he happens to be going now? 109 00:10:09,051 --> 00:10:12,078 Well, he usually goes to his villa in Alexander's Greece... 110 00:10:12,254 --> 00:10:15,952 about this time of the year. And then he disappears. 111 00:10:16,124 --> 00:10:17,387 He's a creature of habit. 112 00:10:17,559 --> 00:10:20,961 Well, thank you for your help, Mrs. Alexander. Mr...? 113 00:10:21,129 --> 00:10:23,325 - Claxon. - Claxon. 114 00:10:23,499 --> 00:10:27,834 Why can't we join forces, Mr. Solo? After all, I am his estranged wife. 115 00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:30,632 And that should count for something. 116 00:10:30,806 --> 00:10:34,470 Well, that's very tempting, but I'm afraid it's a bit too dangerous. 117 00:10:34,643 --> 00:10:38,876 Well, if you can't see yourself clear... 118 00:10:39,047 --> 00:10:40,743 Good luck, Mr. Solo. 119 00:10:40,916 --> 00:10:43,784 Well, thank you. Good luck to you. 120 00:11:03,739 --> 00:11:05,571 Taxi. 121 00:11:07,509 --> 00:11:09,307 Follow that spy. 122 00:11:22,658 --> 00:11:26,561 Very odd piece you have here, Mr. Kuryakin. 123 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:29,562 I have the acid-test results from our laboratory. 124 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:34,863 Oh, no, no, no. No, thank you. I prefer to run my own tests, you know. 125 00:11:35,037 --> 00:11:37,666 Can you make a preliminary evaluation? 126 00:11:37,839 --> 00:11:41,776 Oh, no, not yet. In a day or two, perhaps. 127 00:11:41,944 --> 00:11:46,211 You see, I'm not as fleet as I used to be. 128 00:11:46,381 --> 00:11:48,247 An old athletic injury. 129 00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:52,548 I got it playing lacrosse when I was an undergraduate. 130 00:11:52,721 --> 00:11:54,656 I'm very sorry to hear that, professor. 131 00:11:54,823 --> 00:11:57,918 It is Mr. Kavon. 132 00:11:58,093 --> 00:11:59,721 Of course. 133 00:11:59,895 --> 00:12:05,664 You see, I was an instructor of Humanities, but the universities forced me out... 134 00:12:05,834 --> 00:12:09,965 because of my social theories. 135 00:12:10,138 --> 00:12:12,937 So I turned to archeology, an old avocation... 136 00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:17,102 and I became a world's authority. 137 00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:20,181 Thank you for your cooperation. I'll be in touch with you. 138 00:12:20,349 --> 00:12:23,786 What do you think of the human condition, Mr. Kuryakin? 139 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:26,080 I'm in favor of it. 140 00:12:35,330 --> 00:12:41,327 Via London is now in its final loading stages at Gate 1 1. 141 00:12:41,503 --> 00:12:45,099 Passengers of Flight 10 to Madrid via London... 142 00:12:45,273 --> 00:12:48,038 please report to Gate 1 1. 143 00:12:52,014 --> 00:12:55,041 Your husband wants to see you, Mrs. Alexander. 144 00:13:09,297 --> 00:13:11,857 That's not necessary. Put it away. 145 00:13:12,034 --> 00:13:15,095 Alexander has opened his villa. He's giving a reception tonight... 146 00:13:15,270 --> 00:13:20,834 in honor of his neighbor, Prince Phanong, and his French wife, Princess Nicole. 147 00:13:24,513 --> 00:13:26,607 What's the matter? You lose something? 148 00:13:26,782 --> 00:13:29,843 Yeah, if I'm lucky. 149 00:13:44,399 --> 00:13:47,062 Dimitri, you and George, around to the other buildings. 150 00:14:54,336 --> 00:14:57,704 Passengers for polar route Flight 9 to Paris... 151 00:14:57,873 --> 00:15:00,843 may now board at Gate 15. 152 00:15:01,009 --> 00:15:03,535 I believe this piece of baggage is mine. 153 00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:27,200 I know what you want. 154 00:15:27,736 --> 00:15:31,867 I may give it to you. I'm almost prepared to forgive you. 155 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,372 Forgive me? 156 00:15:33,542 --> 00:15:35,511 You deserted me. 157 00:15:39,915 --> 00:15:42,441 I admit it was a novel experience. 158 00:15:42,617 --> 00:15:45,815 No one has ever dared to do that to me before. 159 00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:51,688 But Alexander the Great did, on occasions, forgive transgressors. 160 00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:53,954 I will forgive you. 161 00:15:54,129 --> 00:15:55,791 Well, since you put it that way... 162 00:15:55,964 --> 00:16:00,197 You might try to remember that it is he with the power who forgives. 163 00:16:00,368 --> 00:16:03,827 Oh, yes, I will. You can count on it. 164 00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:09,376 Now, I don't want to seem to be too unromantic or anything... 165 00:16:09,544 --> 00:16:13,777 but I would like back what I put into our marriage. 166 00:16:13,949 --> 00:16:16,919 You remember, the million dollars. 167 00:16:17,652 --> 00:16:20,918 A million dollars means so much to you? 168 00:16:21,089 --> 00:16:26,323 Well, when it's the only million dollars you've got, yes. 169 00:16:26,494 --> 00:16:31,831 Say, I just happen to have a copy of the settlement papers right here. 170 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,060 There is one condition. 171 00:16:34,236 --> 00:16:37,331 Perhaps I should call it a favor. 172 00:16:37,505 --> 00:16:39,997 Let's just call it a condition. 173 00:16:40,175 --> 00:16:41,905 What is it? 174 00:16:43,178 --> 00:16:47,548 The party that I'm giving tonight to honor Prince and Princess Phanong... 175 00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:49,776 has special significance for me. 176 00:16:50,252 --> 00:16:52,721 The princess is an admirer of mine. 177 00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:57,121 The prince, however, is an obsessively jealous man... 178 00:16:57,292 --> 00:17:00,888 who misinterprets the princess's appreciation of me. 179 00:17:01,796 --> 00:17:04,732 Well, just how much does she admire you? 180 00:17:06,601 --> 00:17:08,763 - She worships me. - Really? 181 00:17:08,937 --> 00:17:12,931 I allow it because I think it's healthy for a young girl to have an idol. 182 00:17:13,108 --> 00:17:15,668 Exactly what is it you want me to do? 183 00:17:16,278 --> 00:17:18,338 It's important that you hostess this party... 184 00:17:18,513 --> 00:17:21,677 and keep the prince's mind off his petty jealousies. 185 00:17:21,850 --> 00:17:26,311 You will do this small thing for me and I will sign the paper... 186 00:17:26,788 --> 00:17:28,017 after the party. 187 00:17:28,189 --> 00:17:30,784 Thank you. That is a promise, isn't it? 188 00:17:31,826 --> 00:17:35,263 So it shall be written, so it shall be done. 189 00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:47,709 All right, I'll go through the back. Keep an eye out for Alexander's wife. 190 00:17:47,876 --> 00:17:49,606 She may be around here somewhere. 191 00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:51,906 Avoid her. 192 00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:53,878 I will. 193 00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:56,179 Good hunting. 194 00:17:59,688 --> 00:18:02,590 And then no one has ever seen him since. 195 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:07,295 Excuse me. 196 00:18:07,929 --> 00:18:10,262 How do you do? I'm Mrs. Alexander. 197 00:18:10,432 --> 00:18:14,335 Oh, I've heard a great deal about you. I am Illya Kuryakin. At your service. 198 00:18:14,502 --> 00:18:17,768 Will Mrs. Kuryakin be joining us? 199 00:18:17,939 --> 00:18:20,704 Please, do not neglect your other guests on account of me. 200 00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:24,539 You're... You're not Count Kuryakin by any chance? 201 00:18:24,713 --> 00:18:25,942 Of course. 202 00:18:26,114 --> 00:18:28,083 Well, then you must let me get you a drink. 203 00:18:28,249 --> 00:18:29,376 No. No, thank you. 204 00:18:29,551 --> 00:18:32,316 But you must be thirsty after that long flight in... 205 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:33,955 from the Balkans, wasn't it? 206 00:18:34,122 --> 00:18:35,249 From America. 207 00:18:35,423 --> 00:18:39,986 I own a chain of radio stations in Oklahoma. 208 00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:41,390 Have you been there? 209 00:18:41,563 --> 00:18:45,125 Well, no. I've never been there myself, but my friends who have... 210 00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:47,735 tell me you get wonderful radio reception there. 211 00:18:47,902 --> 00:18:49,632 Really? 212 00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:02,416 Make sure the doors to the garden and other rooms are all open. 213 00:19:02,584 --> 00:19:04,644 Hurry up and do that, please. 214 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:27,536 Music. 215 00:19:31,279 --> 00:19:32,474 Lights. 216 00:19:35,650 --> 00:19:37,016 Rainfall. 217 00:19:41,656 --> 00:19:44,057 Tranquilizer mist. 218 00:19:44,859 --> 00:19:47,852 Ah. I'll take his word for it. 219 00:19:56,304 --> 00:19:58,364 How do you get back to this party? 220 00:19:58,540 --> 00:20:01,339 Can you show me? I'm having a great time. 221 00:20:01,509 --> 00:20:03,944 Yes, I see you are, sir. 222 00:20:04,112 --> 00:20:06,240 Yes, sir. Yes, sir. The party is over this way. 223 00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:08,906 - Are you having a good time? - Yes, very good. 224 00:20:09,117 --> 00:20:11,086 - Thank you for the escort. - You're welcome. 225 00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:13,517 Call me. You're a good-looking guy. I like you. 226 00:20:23,832 --> 00:20:25,425 New York. 227 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,468 New York. I remember him. 228 00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:37,207 My pistol. Dimitri. 229 00:21:21,022 --> 00:21:24,186 I see you two have found each other. 230 00:21:24,359 --> 00:21:26,521 Mr. Solo. 231 00:21:26,694 --> 00:21:29,095 I've been spotted. 232 00:21:29,264 --> 00:21:32,063 Well, she's everything you said she was. 233 00:21:32,233 --> 00:21:34,031 Oh, no. 234 00:21:34,202 --> 00:21:36,865 You're not another spy. 235 00:21:37,705 --> 00:21:41,472 Well, it may be very good espionage... 236 00:21:41,643 --> 00:21:44,579 but it is very poor manners. 237 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:47,171 Ladies and gentlemen. 238 00:21:48,316 --> 00:21:51,286 It's time for our game of chess. 239 00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:58,388 Will the pawns come out, please? 240 00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:04,795 Those of you who wish to play the remaining pieces... 241 00:22:04,966 --> 00:22:09,370 will find the proper accoutrements on that table over there. 242 00:22:10,638 --> 00:22:14,632 Would you honor me by taking position as my queen? 243 00:22:14,809 --> 00:22:16,835 Of course. 244 00:22:20,448 --> 00:22:22,144 As your host... 245 00:22:22,951 --> 00:22:26,285 it is my responsibility to play any challenger. 246 00:22:29,757 --> 00:22:32,488 Please, my reputation is somewhat overstated. 247 00:22:32,660 --> 00:22:35,152 Won't someone please accept the challenge? 248 00:22:45,173 --> 00:22:46,664 I'll accept the challenge. 249 00:23:04,459 --> 00:23:07,258 That man. An U.N.C.L.E. agent. 250 00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:08,919 Oh, really? 251 00:23:09,097 --> 00:23:12,295 The question is, can he play chess? 252 00:23:17,905 --> 00:23:20,170 White moves first, Mr...? 253 00:23:20,341 --> 00:23:22,776 Solo. 254 00:23:25,213 --> 00:23:27,341 Pawn to King Four. 255 00:23:31,719 --> 00:23:33,950 Pawn to King Four. 256 00:23:35,390 --> 00:23:41,523 Knight to Queen's Bishop Three. 257 00:23:45,933 --> 00:23:48,334 Knight to Queen's Bishop Three. 258 00:23:53,941 --> 00:23:58,242 Queen to Knight Eight. 259 00:24:05,553 --> 00:24:08,387 Looks like I have you in check, doesn't it? 260 00:24:09,757 --> 00:24:12,886 You're bluffing. That can be fatal. 261 00:24:13,061 --> 00:24:15,121 I'll take your queen. 262 00:24:15,296 --> 00:24:17,822 Rook takes queen. 263 00:24:25,940 --> 00:24:29,138 Well, we all have to make sacrifices. 264 00:24:29,310 --> 00:24:33,042 Knight to Bishop Seven. 265 00:24:39,087 --> 00:24:40,749 Checkmate. 266 00:24:47,495 --> 00:24:49,361 Bravo. Bravo! 267 00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:51,294 Bravo. 268 00:24:56,371 --> 00:24:58,772 The first game is yours, Mr. Solo. 269 00:25:07,548 --> 00:25:09,779 To the victors. 270 00:25:10,651 --> 00:25:12,916 Of course. 271 00:25:14,856 --> 00:25:16,654 Waiter. 272 00:25:24,298 --> 00:25:26,824 Just how do you want him killed? 273 00:25:27,001 --> 00:25:29,197 I have something much more interesting in mind. 274 00:25:29,370 --> 00:25:31,601 I'll call Athens and arrange for a rematch. 275 00:25:31,773 --> 00:25:36,211 - Are you still going to the rock quarry? - Yes. You will meet me there tomorrow. 276 00:25:45,253 --> 00:25:49,349 Our host just disappeared into the house. 277 00:25:49,557 --> 00:25:51,492 Scusi. 278 00:25:54,061 --> 00:25:57,657 I will kill any man who makes indecent advances to my wife. 279 00:25:57,832 --> 00:26:00,165 Let this be a warning to you. 280 00:26:00,334 --> 00:26:03,133 Well, I tell you, you're in luck that I'm a busy man. 281 00:26:17,218 --> 00:26:19,881 I found this in his incense burner. 282 00:26:20,054 --> 00:26:22,046 My settlement papers. 283 00:26:22,223 --> 00:26:24,055 I was so close. 284 00:26:24,225 --> 00:26:29,163 If it wasn't for you two spies, I'd have my papers signed by now. 285 00:26:29,330 --> 00:26:32,027 - Where is he? - Gone. 286 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,601 But I happen to know where his driver's taking him. 287 00:26:34,769 --> 00:26:37,796 Uh-huh. Where? 288 00:26:37,972 --> 00:26:41,465 I'll show you. It's just a few hours' drive from here. 289 00:26:41,642 --> 00:26:43,474 Of course, I have to change my clothes. 290 00:26:43,644 --> 00:26:46,375 I wouldn't be caught in a rock quarry wearing this. 291 00:26:46,547 --> 00:26:51,178 No, it's too dangerous a trip for a frail thing like you. 292 00:26:51,919 --> 00:26:55,253 I won't tell you where they're going unless you take me with you. 293 00:26:58,059 --> 00:27:01,188 I'm not above blackmail. That's part of my charm. 294 00:27:22,583 --> 00:27:26,111 We took the turnoff at Athens just so my wife could see a rock quarry here. 295 00:27:27,522 --> 00:27:30,959 She's not gonna give me a moment's peace unless she can see a rock quarry. 296 00:27:31,125 --> 00:27:34,095 - I'm funny that way. - I don't understand English. 297 00:27:34,262 --> 00:27:37,426 I don't speak Greek. I... 298 00:27:48,242 --> 00:27:51,906 - You're very sneaky, you know that? - How'd you do that? 299 00:27:53,814 --> 00:27:55,146 Go. 300 00:28:43,230 --> 00:28:44,789 What do you want with us? 301 00:28:44,966 --> 00:28:47,435 Did our son send you? 302 00:28:48,135 --> 00:28:49,763 Your son? 303 00:28:49,937 --> 00:28:52,839 Alexander. He keeps us prisoners here. 304 00:28:58,846 --> 00:29:02,613 He was here a few minutes ago, and then he flew away. 305 00:29:02,783 --> 00:29:05,014 He does that every other week. 306 00:29:05,186 --> 00:29:08,350 Comes and stands in the opening of the tunnel. 307 00:29:08,522 --> 00:29:10,218 Doesn't say a word. 308 00:29:10,391 --> 00:29:12,189 And then he flies away. 309 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:15,819 Oh, come on. Let's get those chains off first. 310 00:29:17,298 --> 00:29:19,631 - Just let me... SOLO: Why don't you come over here? 311 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,996 - Sit down over there. - Thank you very much. 312 00:29:22,169 --> 00:29:23,193 All right. 313 00:29:23,371 --> 00:29:25,051 - Careful. - Just sit down there. 314 00:29:25,206 --> 00:29:27,971 We certainly appreciate this. 315 00:29:28,142 --> 00:29:30,873 - I'm Harry Baxter. SOLO: How are you, Harry? 316 00:29:31,045 --> 00:29:33,605 - Napoleon Solo is my name. - This is my wife, Miriam. 317 00:29:33,781 --> 00:29:35,147 How do you, Mrs. Baxter? 318 00:29:35,316 --> 00:29:37,581 This is Illya Kuryakin. He'll pick your lock. 319 00:29:37,752 --> 00:29:40,779 - I need a hairpin. SOLO: And this is Tracey Alexander. 320 00:29:40,955 --> 00:29:43,015 She's your son's wife. Did you know that? 321 00:29:43,190 --> 00:29:46,285 Oh? Oh, how do you do, my dear? 322 00:29:46,460 --> 00:29:49,726 How do you do? It's in name only. We're separated now. 323 00:29:49,897 --> 00:29:52,298 Well, I do hope you don't judge the whole family... 324 00:29:52,466 --> 00:29:54,697 because of what Alexander has done. 325 00:29:54,869 --> 00:29:57,168 No, no, no. Here, now let me wipe your forehead. 326 00:29:57,338 --> 00:29:59,534 You must be very warm. 327 00:30:00,307 --> 00:30:02,867 Why did Alexander put you in here in the first place? 328 00:30:03,044 --> 00:30:04,273 I don't know. 329 00:30:04,445 --> 00:30:07,677 Three months ago, he invited me and my wife to come and see him. 330 00:30:07,848 --> 00:30:11,808 And he made us promise that we wouldn't tell anybody we were his parents. 331 00:30:11,986 --> 00:30:14,353 We thought he was ashamed of us. 332 00:30:14,522 --> 00:30:16,514 He wouldn't even use the family name... 333 00:30:16,691 --> 00:30:20,059 and it's not like his own father was a failure. 334 00:30:20,227 --> 00:30:24,858 Why, we own a large appliance store in Dayton, Ohio. 335 00:30:25,032 --> 00:30:30,335 Well, anyway, we came over and he said, "Get dressed, I'm taking you out." 336 00:30:30,504 --> 00:30:33,269 Then he hustled us in here without hardly a word. 337 00:30:33,441 --> 00:30:35,034 I don't know why. 338 00:30:35,509 --> 00:30:39,674 You sacrifice all your life to raise a child. 339 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:43,009 Your ankle's a little bit swollen. Here's your hairpin. 340 00:30:43,184 --> 00:30:45,881 We'll take care of it in Athens. 341 00:30:46,053 --> 00:30:47,749 Let's get out of here. - Yep. 342 00:30:47,922 --> 00:30:49,842 - Here, let me... - Here you go, Harry. 343 00:30:49,957 --> 00:30:52,085 Just hold on there. 344 00:31:15,015 --> 00:31:17,484 All right, keep your heads down and hold on. 345 00:31:37,037 --> 00:31:39,006 Can we lose them in the tunnel? 346 00:31:53,988 --> 00:31:55,547 Bandits at 3 o'clock. 347 00:31:57,358 --> 00:31:58,883 I'll try an evasive action. 348 00:32:37,665 --> 00:32:39,930 He must have hit our gas tank. We're almost empty. 349 00:32:40,100 --> 00:32:41,864 Let's make a stand. 350 00:32:42,036 --> 00:32:44,164 Brace yourselves. 351 00:33:07,528 --> 00:33:08,996 Hey. 352 00:33:09,163 --> 00:33:11,394 I cut my finger. 353 00:33:14,501 --> 00:33:16,021 - Are you all right? - How are you? 354 00:33:16,170 --> 00:33:18,366 - I guess so. - Sorry about the noise. 355 00:33:20,941 --> 00:33:24,173 Oh, he's always been such a good boy. 356 00:33:24,345 --> 00:33:27,577 Really, he never did anything like this before. 357 00:33:27,748 --> 00:33:29,614 How are we going to get out of here? 358 00:33:29,783 --> 00:33:32,309 I'll bet there isn't an auto club in the whole country. 359 00:33:32,486 --> 00:33:35,718 I'll simply put in a call to U.N.C.L.E. headquarters in Athens and... 360 00:33:37,491 --> 00:33:40,290 Here you are. A one-way ticket to New York. 361 00:33:40,461 --> 00:33:44,262 Oh, you can't do this to me, you beast. I'm a lady in distress. 362 00:33:44,431 --> 00:33:47,993 Well, as we say around the office, you've outlived your usefulness. 363 00:33:48,168 --> 00:33:50,192 Stop thinking of your own selfish interests 364 00:33:50,216 --> 00:33:52,264 and start thinking of my selfish interests. 365 00:33:52,439 --> 00:33:54,908 Now, I want my million dollars back from Alexander. 366 00:33:55,075 --> 00:33:58,876 And I wanna get the BG30 gas from him. 367 00:33:59,046 --> 00:34:00,878 It might cause you to get in the way... 368 00:34:01,048 --> 00:34:03,711 and sometimes when you get in the way, you get killed. 369 00:34:03,884 --> 00:34:06,012 Oh, I don't wanna hear any more reasons. 370 00:34:06,186 --> 00:34:09,714 By the way, what do all those crazy numbers mean? 371 00:34:09,890 --> 00:34:11,722 - You don't know? - No. 372 00:34:14,461 --> 00:34:17,761 - What is that? - Um, here. 373 00:34:17,932 --> 00:34:19,992 Overseas relay signal. 374 00:34:20,167 --> 00:34:23,296 - Probably from New York. - Really? 375 00:34:27,574 --> 00:34:29,372 Mr. Solo? 376 00:34:31,312 --> 00:34:36,307 We've checked out Alexander's family under the name of Baxter... 377 00:34:36,483 --> 00:34:39,214 and haven't found anything unusual. 378 00:34:39,386 --> 00:34:40,649 What do you have to report? 379 00:34:40,821 --> 00:34:44,815 Well, the Athens office has checked out the villa and the quarry... 380 00:34:44,992 --> 00:34:46,893 and hasn't found anything new either. 381 00:34:47,328 --> 00:34:48,328 How will you proceed? 382 00:34:48,495 --> 00:34:51,363 I think we should refer back to the stone-tablet inscriptions. 383 00:34:51,532 --> 00:34:54,468 We're meeting with Mr. Kavon at the university this afternoon. 384 00:34:54,635 --> 00:34:57,002 If we find anything positive, I'll report back. 385 00:34:57,171 --> 00:34:59,970 Good. I'll be waiting, Mr. Solo. 386 00:35:02,076 --> 00:35:05,205 I have Alexander's parents aboard the plane. 387 00:35:11,185 --> 00:35:13,211 Where's Tracey? 388 00:35:13,821 --> 00:35:16,120 You know, I'm glad you asked that question. 389 00:35:25,566 --> 00:35:28,297 That's fascinating, Mr. Kavon. 390 00:35:28,469 --> 00:35:31,530 Would you mind explaining it to my friends? 391 00:35:34,875 --> 00:35:36,776 Welcome back, Mr. Kuryakin. 392 00:35:36,944 --> 00:35:38,606 My associate, Mr. Solo. 393 00:35:38,779 --> 00:35:40,645 How do you do? 394 00:35:40,814 --> 00:35:44,410 I was just telling your charming associate here... 395 00:35:44,585 --> 00:35:47,111 about the carvings on the tablet. 396 00:35:47,287 --> 00:35:50,257 But if you would step over here... 397 00:35:50,424 --> 00:35:54,452 you would find it a little clearer on this enlarged photograph. 398 00:35:54,628 --> 00:35:56,153 Don't you find carvings exciting? 399 00:35:56,330 --> 00:35:58,595 You wouldn't rather be somewhere more comfortable? 400 00:35:58,766 --> 00:36:00,132 New York, for instance? Hm? 401 00:36:00,300 --> 00:36:02,860 I think I have a more promising future here with you. 402 00:36:03,037 --> 00:36:05,063 And I'm a very determined girl. 403 00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:07,140 She's everything you said she was, Illya. 404 00:36:07,307 --> 00:36:11,210 Now, by my findings, the tablet, it would appear... 405 00:36:11,378 --> 00:36:14,610 comes from a tomb built to honor Spyros... 406 00:36:14,782 --> 00:36:17,377 an ancient Greek god of morality. 407 00:36:17,551 --> 00:36:20,715 What is the significance of the number on the stone? 408 00:36:21,221 --> 00:36:23,918 - Very puzzling. - Where is this tomb? 409 00:36:24,825 --> 00:36:29,160 Spyros was never a very popular god... 410 00:36:29,329 --> 00:36:32,424 and it is only recently that the Ministry of Culture... 411 00:36:32,599 --> 00:36:34,192 uncovered the entrance. 412 00:36:34,368 --> 00:36:38,772 It is on the Island of Minos, not far from here. 413 00:36:38,939 --> 00:36:40,635 Thank you, Mr. Kavon. 414 00:36:40,808 --> 00:36:43,505 I have a feeling we'll find all of our answers at the tomb. 415 00:36:43,677 --> 00:36:45,407 Wait. You're not leaving without me. 416 00:36:45,579 --> 00:36:46,774 Goodbye, doctor. Goodbye. 417 00:36:46,947 --> 00:36:48,210 But I can be of great help. 418 00:36:48,382 --> 00:36:53,082 Of course, you realize that the Spyros tomb has not been fully explored. 419 00:36:53,253 --> 00:36:55,620 There are several passages and chambers... 420 00:36:55,789 --> 00:36:57,758 that have not been officially uncovered. 421 00:36:57,925 --> 00:37:00,019 And it is possible... 422 00:37:00,194 --> 00:37:03,892 Possible that somebody found one of the main chambers... 423 00:37:04,064 --> 00:37:06,624 and is keeping it a secret. 424 00:37:07,935 --> 00:37:11,531 Well, then perhaps you would consent to be our guide, Mr. Kavon. 425 00:37:11,705 --> 00:37:16,075 Oh, no. Thank you. I would only slow you down in your work. 426 00:37:16,844 --> 00:37:19,313 On the contrary, you'd be a great help, Mr. Kavon. 427 00:37:20,247 --> 00:37:22,113 Very well. 428 00:37:22,282 --> 00:37:27,619 The truth is, I find the academic side of all this very intriguing. 429 00:37:27,788 --> 00:37:29,416 Thank you. 430 00:37:29,590 --> 00:37:32,856 Good, I'll just go change and meet you at the tomb. 431 00:37:48,942 --> 00:37:52,572 We must be careful as to where we step. - I can't see wh... 432 00:37:52,746 --> 00:37:54,977 Because the citizens of ancient Hellas... 433 00:37:55,149 --> 00:37:56,515 Cobwebs. 434 00:37:56,683 --> 00:38:00,120 Arranged the passages in their sacred temples... 435 00:38:00,287 --> 00:38:03,780 so that if an infidel were to trespass... 436 00:38:03,957 --> 00:38:05,516 he would... Please. 437 00:38:05,692 --> 00:38:10,460 Unwittingly trap himself by stepping on the wrong stone. 438 00:38:10,631 --> 00:38:13,123 Well, isn't that hideous? 439 00:38:13,300 --> 00:38:14,768 Look out! SOLO: Wait! 440 00:38:20,073 --> 00:38:21,564 That was rather nice. 441 00:38:21,742 --> 00:38:25,440 - We'll have to try it again sometime. - It's my pleasure. 442 00:38:25,612 --> 00:38:26,875 Yeah. 443 00:38:27,047 --> 00:38:29,881 This is one of the traps, all right. 444 00:38:30,050 --> 00:38:32,110 Someone must have stood on the wrong stone. 445 00:38:32,286 --> 00:38:35,484 - How are we going to get out? - Do not be too concerned. 446 00:38:35,656 --> 00:38:41,220 There are several passages that will lead us to the entrance eventually. 447 00:38:41,395 --> 00:38:43,955 Ah, after you. 448 00:38:45,365 --> 00:38:47,357 Watch it. ILLYA: Watch it. 449 00:38:51,805 --> 00:38:54,331 Odd, isn't it? - Really. 450 00:38:54,508 --> 00:38:58,536 I hate to bring up annoying details, Mr. Kavon... 451 00:38:58,712 --> 00:39:02,274 but I have a distinct feeling that we're trapped in here. 452 00:39:02,449 --> 00:39:05,942 Yes, it would seem that way, wouldn't it? 453 00:39:06,119 --> 00:39:08,953 Yeah. Huh. 454 00:39:10,357 --> 00:39:12,485 Mr. Solo, your flash... 455 00:39:12,659 --> 00:39:15,891 These... Here is something interesting. 456 00:39:16,063 --> 00:39:18,157 What is it? What? 457 00:39:19,032 --> 00:39:22,434 - What is it? - This looks like a code. 458 00:39:22,603 --> 00:39:24,868 What does it say? KAVON: Hmm. 459 00:39:25,038 --> 00:39:28,031 Mm-hm. Mm-hm. 460 00:39:28,208 --> 00:39:31,372 Mmm. 461 00:39:31,545 --> 00:39:34,709 "Push here." 462 00:39:36,817 --> 00:39:39,480 Oh, no! TRACEY: My goodness. 463 00:39:50,030 --> 00:39:51,828 Shall we go this way? 464 00:39:58,372 --> 00:40:01,831 The first game was yours, Mr. Solo. 465 00:40:05,512 --> 00:40:08,038 I think it's time for a rematch. 466 00:40:10,651 --> 00:40:11,880 My first move. 467 00:40:12,352 --> 00:40:14,844 Mr. Kuryakin! 468 00:40:19,693 --> 00:40:21,457 Plays a very fast game, doesn't he? 469 00:40:21,628 --> 00:40:24,359 Yes, and by his own rules. 470 00:40:27,634 --> 00:40:29,227 Your move, Mr. Solo. 471 00:40:33,507 --> 00:40:35,373 Over here, Mr. Solo. 472 00:40:37,110 --> 00:40:39,636 I got it. One for you and one for me. 473 00:40:39,813 --> 00:40:41,509 And one to spare. 474 00:40:42,282 --> 00:40:44,717 I'll take the one to the right. 475 00:40:50,424 --> 00:40:51,653 Too bad, Mr. Solo. 476 00:40:55,362 --> 00:40:58,161 Now it's my move, Mr. Solo. 477 00:40:58,332 --> 00:41:01,996 I'll take your knight and your queen. 478 00:41:11,878 --> 00:41:15,371 One of these corridors will lead you to your friends. 479 00:41:15,549 --> 00:41:17,177 The others... 480 00:41:17,351 --> 00:41:21,516 Well, your move, Mr. Solo. 481 00:42:01,228 --> 00:42:03,459 I see you found your way here safely. 482 00:42:04,531 --> 00:42:05,999 I couldn't miss it. 483 00:42:06,166 --> 00:42:08,829 It's the only temple on the block. 484 00:42:09,836 --> 00:42:11,702 Where's our host? 485 00:42:11,872 --> 00:42:15,365 You're right on time. I like that, Mr. Solo. 486 00:42:15,542 --> 00:42:20,503 Good. I thought it might be nice if we all got together for a little chat. 487 00:42:23,683 --> 00:42:25,743 Why don't you put the weapons away, Mr. Solo? 488 00:42:25,919 --> 00:42:28,684 Mr. Kavon has a gun pointed at your back. 489 00:42:28,855 --> 00:42:31,324 - Mr. Kavon. SOLO: I'm sure he has. 490 00:42:31,491 --> 00:42:34,017 But when he triggered the mechanism in the corridor... 491 00:42:34,194 --> 00:42:37,460 I took the opportunity to jam the firing pin in the revolver. 492 00:42:38,799 --> 00:42:40,631 Please. Thank you. 493 00:42:41,601 --> 00:42:44,435 I assumed you were trying to lead us into a trap. 494 00:42:44,604 --> 00:42:47,301 How did you assume that? 495 00:42:47,774 --> 00:42:50,801 First of all, the stone tablet came from Alexander's rock quarry. 496 00:42:50,977 --> 00:42:52,843 I recognized the mineral composition. 497 00:42:53,013 --> 00:42:55,744 Also, I noticed Kavon walked with a shuffle... 498 00:42:55,916 --> 00:42:58,852 which may indicate that the man spent some time in chains. 499 00:42:59,019 --> 00:43:02,512 I had our office check with the state-prison security system... 500 00:43:02,689 --> 00:43:04,681 and he does have a record. 501 00:43:04,858 --> 00:43:06,656 Rather elementary. 502 00:43:06,827 --> 00:43:08,796 I'm glad I didn't have to ask him that. 503 00:43:08,962 --> 00:43:11,796 A relatively simple piece of detective work. 504 00:43:11,965 --> 00:43:14,161 No, it isn't. 505 00:43:14,334 --> 00:43:15,632 He's doing very well. 506 00:43:15,802 --> 00:43:18,237 While you're at it, what are all those numbers about? 507 00:43:18,405 --> 00:43:21,705 Oh, the Ten Commandments. 508 00:43:21,875 --> 00:43:23,207 Ten Commandments? 509 00:43:23,376 --> 00:43:28,041 Yes, he broke the eighth commandment when he stole gas from the Army. 510 00:43:28,215 --> 00:43:31,982 In case you don't know, that's "thou shalt not steal." 511 00:43:32,152 --> 00:43:35,919 And number five, honoring his mother and father at the rock quarry. 512 00:43:36,089 --> 00:43:40,424 And number seven, coveting his neighbor's wife at his villa. 513 00:43:40,594 --> 00:43:42,426 You're very well organized, aren't you? 514 00:43:42,596 --> 00:43:44,929 I'm sure Alexander will explain the details later. 515 00:43:45,098 --> 00:43:47,658 Shall we move out into the lobby, or...? 516 00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:50,702 That game of chess taught me something about you, Mr. Solo. 517 00:43:50,871 --> 00:43:56,503 Like most people, you think that victory can be won by simple direct moves. 518 00:43:56,943 --> 00:43:58,639 You'll never be a great man. 519 00:44:05,852 --> 00:44:08,253 Checkmate, Mr. Solo. 520 00:44:11,791 --> 00:44:13,589 Take charge of them, Parviz. 521 00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:16,355 Over there, on your back. 522 00:44:17,197 --> 00:44:19,928 - There? - Over there. Quick, on your back. 523 00:44:20,100 --> 00:44:21,864 Back. 524 00:44:22,035 --> 00:44:26,405 You see, you've only scratched the surface, Mr. Solo. 525 00:44:26,573 --> 00:44:30,010 I am breaking the universal law of morality... 526 00:44:30,176 --> 00:44:33,738 The Ten Commandments if you like. - -but for a special reason. 527 00:44:33,914 --> 00:44:38,477 That's good. I'd hate to see all that energy go to waste. 528 00:44:38,652 --> 00:44:42,987 I decided to initiate a great design. 529 00:44:43,490 --> 00:44:47,257 I elected to break each of the moral commandments... 530 00:44:47,427 --> 00:44:50,022 and plan it that when I broke the last commandment... 531 00:44:50,196 --> 00:44:53,098 I would have a power base from which I could rule the world. 532 00:44:53,266 --> 00:44:55,929 Well, it takes all kinds to conquer the world. 533 00:44:56,102 --> 00:44:58,435 In my own grandiose way... 534 00:44:58,605 --> 00:45:02,007 I have broken every moral commandment. 535 00:45:02,175 --> 00:45:05,270 Except number seven, which you interrupted... 536 00:45:05,445 --> 00:45:09,678 but that will be executed in fairly short order. 537 00:45:09,849 --> 00:45:15,254 And number six, "thou shalt not kill." 538 00:45:16,990 --> 00:45:19,152 Anyone we know? 539 00:45:19,326 --> 00:45:20,624 Possibly. 540 00:45:20,794 --> 00:45:23,787 I'll kill him myself and walk away a free man. 541 00:45:23,964 --> 00:45:26,058 It's all part of my master plan. 542 00:45:26,232 --> 00:45:29,634 From that moment on, I will be Alexander the Greater. 543 00:45:29,803 --> 00:45:31,396 No one will stop me. 544 00:45:31,571 --> 00:45:33,938 It's going to be a fascinating experience. 545 00:45:34,107 --> 00:45:37,771 - What are you going to about Tracey? - Tie them together. 546 00:45:38,178 --> 00:45:43,845 Mr. Kavon... My Aristotle, if you like. - -and I are on our way to Washington. 547 00:45:44,017 --> 00:45:45,017 Goodbye. 548 00:45:45,185 --> 00:45:49,748 And you know how awkward it is to get space without a reservation. 549 00:45:49,923 --> 00:45:51,323 Lower the scimitar. 550 00:46:08,541 --> 00:46:10,271 I'm going to show you the heritage... 551 00:46:10,443 --> 00:46:13,208 of the ancient cultures of the Mediterranean. 552 00:46:14,147 --> 00:46:18,847 Well, I tell you, I really wouldn't want to inconvenience you here. 553 00:46:19,753 --> 00:46:21,244 Beautiful, is it not? 554 00:46:25,125 --> 00:46:27,924 It's razor-sharp, of course. 555 00:46:28,094 --> 00:46:30,290 It's a new steel process. 556 00:46:30,463 --> 00:46:34,867 I get 15 to 20 times more use out of each one of these blades. 557 00:46:39,272 --> 00:46:41,605 Operates on the principle of the lowering pendulum. 558 00:46:41,775 --> 00:46:46,338 Each swing lowers it a few inches until eventually... 559 00:46:52,619 --> 00:46:57,182 Of course, there are some people who might say... 560 00:46:57,357 --> 00:46:59,656 this is torturous. 561 00:47:00,260 --> 00:47:05,130 Well, I tell you, I really never listen to what people say. 562 00:47:05,298 --> 00:47:07,426 Mr. Solo. 563 00:47:09,302 --> 00:47:13,000 Just the same, I shall relieve your anxiety. 564 00:47:13,173 --> 00:47:15,870 Lower the rope of Pericles. 565 00:47:24,884 --> 00:47:26,580 This is a little something we use... 566 00:47:26,753 --> 00:47:30,246 for those who commit sacrilege in our tombs. 567 00:47:31,925 --> 00:47:33,860 Raise them. 568 00:47:35,361 --> 00:47:37,592 Faster, faster. TRACEY: Ah! 569 00:47:42,168 --> 00:47:43,864 Tie it off. 570 00:47:50,110 --> 00:47:52,636 You see, the candle will burn through the rope. 571 00:47:55,515 --> 00:47:57,677 But that is not all. 572 00:48:05,759 --> 00:48:08,160 Bottomless, of course, Mr. Solo. 573 00:48:13,867 --> 00:48:15,529 There you are. 574 00:48:15,702 --> 00:48:20,504 I believe that should help take your mind off the scimitar. 575 00:48:23,810 --> 00:48:26,507 Come. MAN: Okay. 576 00:48:39,058 --> 00:48:41,289 It's no use. 577 00:48:48,735 --> 00:48:50,533 Now what are we gonna do? 578 00:48:50,703 --> 00:48:52,365 Well... 579 00:48:52,739 --> 00:48:54,435 Uh... 580 00:48:55,809 --> 00:48:57,141 The best we can.